Me too!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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