i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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