I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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