But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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