are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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