Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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