Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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