I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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