So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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