Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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