so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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