His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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