STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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