he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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