Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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