I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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