Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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