His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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