Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
