i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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