I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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