it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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