Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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