let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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