Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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