Pregnant stripper...not hot.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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