I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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