my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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