4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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