as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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