White coat. Heels.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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