Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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