He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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