the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just google imaged poop.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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