Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
our cab driver is having phone sex.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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