Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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