i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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