Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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