she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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