If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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