Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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