used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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