Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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