Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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