I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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