When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Never underestimate the power of titties
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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