another moral hangover. fuck.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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