I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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