she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
