My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Randomize
