Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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