there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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