How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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