Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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