what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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