help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Be still, my beating vagina.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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