wakey wakey hands off snakey
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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