Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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